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Jan. 19th, 2011 09:55 pm
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Proof that I read way too much AVClub content, oh, my God. This was actually fairly hard to write, mostly because I don't write list content like this pretty much at all. (The list's title is terrible, but I couldn't think of anything good. DX)

12. Growing Nobody, Philippa K. Eaton

Philippa K. Eaton barely makes this list. While her parents, legendary sci-fi writing team Julius Eaton and K. C. Hunter, were prolific writers, their primary output consisted of short stories and novellas; they wrote only one full-length novel, A Wrinkle in Space. Eaton herself has focused primarily on television writing, though she shows considerable skill in her woefully out-of-print debut book, 1978's Growing Nobody. Half memoir, half fantasy horror, Nobody is the story of ten year old Ursula, the imaginative daughter of eccentric but doting Manhattan writers. With no friends to speak of besides a cat (whose job it is to protect his owner from Cthulu), she spends most of her time having serious conversations about spacemen with adults and making up wild fantasies. When plants with hand-shaped leaves begin to grow out of the corners of Ursula's bedroom walls, however, her life is no longer an endless game of pretend: the stories her parents tell her have begun to invade reality. What sounds like a typical children's book is in fact much more suited for adults--it's eerie throughout and downright scary in places--but the protagonist's age kept the book from clicking with a mature audience.

-excerpted from A Density of Souls: 17 Novels by the Children of Novelists

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Dec. 15th, 2009 03:35 am
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The Bachelor's Recipe Box


So called because I think "bachelor" is a fucking awesome word. It's fun to say, it's handsome to look at, and it used to refer to squires. Lawl. ANYWAY, cooking. It is kind of hard, but not that hard. Especially if you have easy recipes on-hand. And those're what I bring you today. ♥

NOTE TO SELF ADD TO THIS AS YOU THINK OF MORE GOOD LITTLE RECIPES.

baked sweet potatoes )

pasta with chickpeas )

steaming shit for an easy side )

burgers like my mum makes )

side potatoes )

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Oct. 6th, 2009 02:46 pm
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Consider it kismet, perhaps, or an aligning of the planets in some esoteric pattern. Call it the luck of a well-placed wish, made on a falling star, a plucked eyelash, or a digital clock burning 11:11 into the darkness. God's work, the devil's work, the work of some amorphous personification of the fates--

It doesn't matter how you parse it. Something has happened, and it has come about in such a complicated turn of events that the only way for most people to accept its occurrence is in calling it chance.

--

what the fuck am I supposed to do with this? I don't even know. as a bonus, two small writing-y things from oneword.com originally--you know, the site where they give you a word and a minute, and in return, you type? they aren't good, but I feel like holding onto them anyway.

this is a junk drawer of a post )

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Jun. 15th, 2008 12:22 am
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Title: ...Untitled? Can I? I don't have anything good for a title. D:
Rating: PG (do I write anything higher? o.O)
Author's Note: Because we all need to do stupid things on occasion. Like write fanfic for 10 Things I Hate About You. >> Set a few years after the end of the film, Patrick/Kat, wtf am I writing this for, et cetera. First part of...probably two? It should be a oneshot, but I'm tired, and if I just save it in Notepad, I'll never finish it. And I kind of want to, weirdly enough.

There is a conciliatory bowl of Spaghetti O's on the table... )

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Jun. 6th, 2008 12:53 pm
witticaster: Several lines of crossed-out poetry and a hand holding a fountain pen, drawn in charcoal & ink. (sing like you think no one's listening)
I shouldn't be allowed to think about stuff in the shower. My mind starts to wander. XD

This, for instance, is proof that there are some fandoms that I really shouldn't be attempting fic for. Whatevs.

ce n'est pas une histoire )