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[witticaster]

She leveled a glare at me that could've peeled the paint off our trailer and took a swig of gin. "Seven years since I was stuck with you, Caliban. Seven fucking years."

And here I'd only come into the kitchen to see if we had any more bargain-brand cereal left. That year, the fact that dear old Mom was up before one in the afternoon without moaning about a hangover was a minor miracle--but it still made a shitty birthday present.

--

This is why I hope nobody is missing me--because they're definitely not missing much at all. XD Hi, my name is AR, and I can't really write Sophia worth shit.

Hopefully I will have the longer story I've been working on intermittently finished by the time I get home. It's going to be be kind of the stupidest thing I've ever written, and if you don't believe me, ask me what it's about. >>

...I love how my blah-blah-blah is longer than the shit I've actually posted. XD

Comments

[pitselly.livejournal.com]

I LIKE IT.

IT IS A GOOD BEGINNING.

HAVE FUN IN EGYPT.

[whoshotar.livejournal.com]

LAWL, THIS IS ALL THERE IS GOING TO BE. A DIFFERENT, CURRENTLY UNPUBLISHABLE ONE IS A BEGINNING. :DDD

AM AWAKE AT SIX-THIRTY THIS MORNING IN AN EFFORT TO FIGHT THE MAN. HAVING GREAT FUN. THANK YOU. <3

[tehpuck.livejournal.com]

NO PUBLISH IT. I DEMAND IT.

FIGHT THAT MAN. FIGHT HIM HARD.

[myxginxblossoms.livejournal.com]

MAYBE WHEN I GET HOME. It will definitely get published, because it remains one of the stupidest/awesomest ideas I ever had. >> It starts out with the boys going to Alaska and (theoretically) only gets better from there.

I AM FIGHTING HIM AS WE SPEAK. WOO.

[pitselly.livejournal.com]

hahaha I liek it. Do they shoot caribou from there? And Robin complains relentlessly of the cold.

GO GO GO.

[myxginxblossoms.livejournal.com]

...No, they definitely don't. They're technically there on monster-hunting business. >> And lawl, Robin is not currently involved, because I still have no ability to write him.

NO LONGER FIGHTING HIM. There's no way of getting the internets free in this hotel, so. -_____-

[covet.livejournal.com]

I LIKE IT.

ALTHOUGH INITIALLY I THOUGHT SOPHIA HAD ARRIVED IN THE PRESENT AS A KITCHEN GHOST OR SOMETHING.

BRING ME BACK A MUMMY.

[whoshotar.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA, I AM SEEING DOUBLE. XD

LAWL, SEE, THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH WRITING REMINISCINGS. YOU SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE CLEAR THAT THEY'RE MEMORIES. >> KITCHEN!GHOST SOPHIA COULD BE MAD FUN, THOUGH.

I THINK I COULD GET IN TROUBLE IF I DID THAT. ;;

[into-theblack.livejournal.com]

HI. Sophia is fine. Enjoying Egypt?

[whoshotar.livejournal.com]

Hi hi hi! ♥ There were, like, a kajillion ponies in Luxor, and I totally thought of you. Most of them were carriage ponies, and I don't know if they were especially happy--they looked kind of sad to me, but I don't really know how to read horse emotions--but they were very pretty. And I don't even like horses normally.

I still don't like writing Sophia--never sounds right to me. >> And yes, definitely enjoying Egypt, thank you. ♥

[into-theblack.livejournal.com]

I'm fairly sure you'd see a lot of horses of Oriental type there, which is usually a very pretty build. And I'm glad you're enjoying your trip! I also want to scoop your Cal up and hug him.

[myxginxblossoms.livejournal.com]

They might be Oriental? I dunno. They're very...sleek looking. The ones pulling carriages, at least. There were also riding horses that came with us when we went on camels, and those were smaller and had tails that started out kind of shaggy and were so cute. Do horses usually stand with one of their back legs bent (so just the tip of their hoof is touching the ground)? All of the carriage ones were doing that, and I couldn't tell if that was a horse thing or an ow-something's-wrong thing. >>

And that's way sweet of you to say. I am happy that my Cal inspires scoophugs. ^^;

[into-theblack.livejournal.com]

Standing with one hind leg like that is a resting stance most of the time. Egypt has a lot of working animals and is one of the countries Arabian horses came from.

Especially little Cal!