That time William and Archie talk about artses.

( artses by Lucy, no less )

I think I managed to include what is becoming the Woolfverse go-to Foreign Phrase. I am amused that it has one in the first place. This is sometime in the mid-90s, when they've just moved in together.

( no, it's not 'my hovercraft is full of eels )

This is not well written at all. I hope it isn't indicative that my productive couple of days (fic-wise, at least) are coming to an end.

( sigh )

Sebastian has another date! Turns out I can't write it right now because I'm sleepy and apathetic!

( like, oh my god )

Something. With Archie.

( idk, we'll see when I've written it. )

Not really porn, but really about books. This story is requiring some bending of the world to work properly, or maybe I just cannot figure things ideally when it's 2am. To be finished later. :| Done. :D

( book porn )

On 20 February 2007, Gruffudd also said he is planning to make a big-screen version of Hornblower, and is attempting to gain the rights to the books by C.S. Forester. He was quoted as saying "A&E decided that since it's such an expensive venture to make these movies for television, they're not going to make any more at this point. So it's down to me, I think, to try to bring it back to life."

I loooooooove you, Ioan Gruffudd. I would go watch your Hornblower movie. D: Also, this is amazing. Also, this story is probably set around...1812. But since Shit Would Be Going Down at that point in time, it's basically impossible and free from all logic. :/ Also, I tried not to write it in present tense, but I couldn't keep it from happening, so I said fuck it, this will be a story in present tense.

( this is not going to be good, I suspect, but we'll try )